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coolcatgroup:
“ constantcaturday:
“My gf’s cat, Potato. The SPCA said her fur was really matted when they got her. The day she brought her home and 5 months later. From french fry to tator tot.
”
A precious floofin
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constantcaturday:
My gf’s cat, Potato. The SPCA said her fur was really matted when they got her. The day she brought her home and 5 months later. From french fry to tator tot.
A precious floofin

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ask-the-xx-weapon:
“ mind–master:
“ ”
This was the best scene in the whole series
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Aug 13, 2019 / 216,068 notes

ask-the-xx-weapon:

mind–master:
This was the best scene in the whole series

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martieantonsen:

lennythereviewer:
teawithmartians:
chickenwhite:
anoceanofmotion:
snowflakeeel:
- @jistring
PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT CRACK
AND YOU WONT GET IT BACK
WHEEEEN THE JAWS OPEN WIDE
AND THERE’S MORE JAWS INSIDE
WHEN IT SWIMS ON A REEF
AND HAS TWO SETS OF TEETH
WHEN IT JUMPS FROM THE MUCK
AND YOU SCREAM “WHAT THE FUCK!?”
I have no idea what melody I’m supposed to sing this to

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everythingfox:

Birdie shower

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sailingsoul90:

spanishg0ld:
urbanuppercut:
raccoonfootproductions:
shikseh:
thehellspawnhero:
reactionfaces:
itsnoodle:
reactionfaces:
This whole post is a big big big mood

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shitpost-senpai:
“ This is what it’s like to be an adult.
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Jul 27, 2019 / 303,002 notes

shitpost-senpai:

This is what it’s like to be an adult.

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Jul 27, 2019 / 143,548 notes

sunfortune:

catchymemes:
Batman and Catwoman model swap
this is what i wanna see from robert pattinsons batman

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onlyblackgirl:

monathedefiantslytherin:
removemyphotos:

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todaysbird:

vagabonds-and-troubadours:
the-great-decline:
jaybarou:
owlygem:
gotherfather:
gotherfather:
gotherfather:
bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized
this thing is one of the most dangerous predators in north america, is bulletproof, and could kill me in milliseconds without breaking a sweat and just. look at his big ole paws and his big ole nose. his wittle ears. i wuv him
human brain: bear will kill you
monkey brain: hehe fluffie
*monkey brain: bear will kill you
Human brain: hehe fluffie
Did they stutter?
science: bear will kill you
human & monkey brain in unison: hehe fluffyyy